Day: 03/07/2012

Wednesday is Senior Citizen Day!

As I zipped in to my neighborhood Kroger supermarket this afternoon, I noticed things weren’t so zippy. I was running at a good clip, you see, and didn’t notice the lack of pace at first. It seemed I had to wait a little longer to get to the milk, the meat counter and every other thing I needed. Everyone smiled kindly at me as they took their sweet time. The folks in line behind me made a joke about throwing their stuff in with mine. I laughed good-naturedly and figured it was just my usual invisible “talk to me” tattoo causing the excessive chattiness of the people around me on this particular day. Then, the unthinkable happened. The whippersnapper behind the checkout asked me as I pulled out my credit card, “Are you a senior citizen, ma’am?” I’ve been carded for alcohol purchases until recently (yes, I know it’s the law). But I’ve never been asked that shocking question. I looked at the couple behind me as if to say, “Did you hear what he just …